Like me, you'll be putting on your gameday jersey shortly.
Like me, you'll be fighting with your wife and children to leave you the heck alone so you can bask in a full slate on NFL games. Because they just don't get it.
But you do. So sit back and soak in the beginning of the new football season. It's here. Enjoy.
And if you're in the Secret identity All-Pros fantasy football league, don't forget to double check your rosters!